The republicans have nothing better to do: "The republicans have nothing better to do - Having solved the national debt, located the WMDs, curtailed the terrorists, and restored harmony to the United States. They now have a new cause, going after those who don't say Merry Christmas including the president. Please disreguard any other holy days that are practiced by any other religions around the same time.
Happy Festivus everyone!From Understudy"

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