THE SAUCY SECRETS OF NO.1 YULETIDE CAROL: "THE SAUCY SECRETS OF NO.1 YULETIDE CAROL - An author who claims to have found the real meaning behind one of Britain's most famous carols says it isn't about Christmas at all - it's about sex. Writer Ray Wright, a grandfather-ofthree, said The Twelve Days Of Christmas was changed by the Catholic Church tomask its mysterious origins in pagan mating rituals."